Feaverish

Last night while I was standing in front of the toilet, pushing around a lock of my girlfriend’s freshly cut hair with my urine stream, I wondered why you can’t give yourself a back rub. I’m sure it’s related to why you can’t tickle yourself, or bite off your own finger (try it!), but if this is some evolutionary mechanism designed to lead to togetherness, procreation, society, whatever, I say it’s run its course.