I Blurt, You Blurt, We All Blurt For Yoghurt
Can I just get it off my chest right now how much I love yoghurt? Yoghurt yoghurt yoghurt. It’s sweet, it’s tart; what’s not to love? If I were stranded on a desserted deserted island and had to choose just one food to take with me and eat for the rest of my life, it would be a carnitas taco from Olé Olé. BUT if I got to take two foods, the second would be Lowfat Vanilla Yoghurt. How passionate am I about yoghurt? Haiku passionate:
White, creamy, oh wait
Please don’t say white and creamy
Those are both clichés
I like yogurt for breakfast, but I prefer pure uncut American mayonnaise. Same white, creamy texture, but without all those berries and crap that get in the way.
Comment by Sloop — July 20, 2005 @ 10:43 am
I like forest fruits,
but natural yoghurt, well
it is pretty gross
Comment by Pierce — July 20, 2005 @ 10:52 am
Aaron, you sure that hiaku was about yogurt?
Comment by Jim Renaud — July 20, 2005 @ 11:34 am
Like all poetry that has stood the test of time, this haiku was about my relationship to my subject. In this case yoghurt.
Comment by Feaverish — July 20, 2005 @ 3:57 pm