Feaverish

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I just got back from the coffee shop with this monster:

Monolicious!

a.k.a. The Largest Rice Krispiesâ„¢ Treat I’ve Ever Seen.

Not impressed? Perhaps this will drop your jaw:

for comparison's sake

…and on its end (note that simultaneously focusing on the Treatâ„¢ and the iPod is beyond my camera’s capabilities. Such is the depth-of-field we’re dealing with):

from the top

…and one final shot for the ladies:

for the ladies

Should I eat the whole thing? No.
Could I eat the whole thing? Probably not.
Will I eat the whole thing? Probably.

Update: I ate the whole thing, as predicted. Jaws hurt. Also: feeling sick.

9 Comments

  1. Looks like the monolith from 2001. Or Who’s Next.

    Comment by Slippers — June 8, 2005 @ 3:50 pm

  2. you were suppose to share this colossal snack with me…where’s the love?

    Comment by your hungry co-worker — June 8, 2005 @ 3:57 pm

  3. Oh yeah. Sorry about that. It became a battle of wills (and wits) between me and the Treat.

    Comment by Feaverish — June 8, 2005 @ 4:21 pm

  4. What’s that white thing next to it?

    Comment by Pierce — June 9, 2005 @ 10:50 am

  5. It’s my iPod. Note that it’s not one of those new-fangled mini iPods either; this is from back in the day, when iPods were like the size of a television.

    Also note that I have secured my hipster credentials for life by taking a picture of my iPod playing Menomena.

    Comment by Feaverish — June 9, 2005 @ 11:06 am

  6. I was joking. We have iPods.

    It’s funny that in today’s environment, the iPod is now the unit of comparative measurement. It used be just a man, or a coin. Or a dinosaur.

    Comment by Pierce — June 9, 2005 @ 11:09 am

  7. I usually just have the entire band, Menomena, stand next to my snacks for a size comparison.

    Comment by Slips — June 9, 2005 @ 5:43 pm

  8. I think they just poored melted butter and marshmellows right into the box of Rice Krispies and then removed the box mold.

    Comment by Jim Renaud — June 10, 2005 @ 7:08 am

  9. Ha!

    Comment by Feaverish — June 10, 2005 @ 7:53 am

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