These Aren’t the Rocks You’re Looking For
I had really fun plans for this evening but the weather’s not cooperating and the thought of schlepping a heavy bag full of rocks over to the cineplex just to throw them at the lines of Star Wars nerds doesn’t sound like as much fun if it’s gonna be pouring down rain the whole time. I know I know, I should just get off my lazy ass and do it, and it’s totally gonna be worth it when some superfan tries to use The Force to stop a rock from hitting him in the face. Okay, you talked me into it. I’ll go get my poncho.
hahaha. haha. ha. Brilliant.
Comment by Pierce — May 19, 2005 @ 11:35 am
Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Let the hate flow through you! Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! You will pay the price for your lack of vision!
Comment by Slippers — May 20, 2005 @ 8:36 am