Better Late than Never? No.
So this is super lame, but I was cleaning out my office (“You’re off the force, Mancuso!”) and found this old newspaper with a funny headline I’d meant to blog about way back on December 9th. The headline still cracked my ass up and I figured I’d throw it up here now.
Here’s how I think it could have been even funnier:
Oh man, that’s too funny! See? I moved the hyphen! It makes a different compound adjective! Get it? Get it? Aw, who needs you…
When I die, the headline will read “Pear-shaped metal guitarist…”
you’re a metal guitarist?
Comment by Pierce — March 16, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
. . . er, no. Not as such. Though I can shred some mad licks, if necessary. Anything’s better than being remembered as a pear-shaped copyright researcher, though.
Comment by Feaverish — March 16, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Not as bad as a copyright researcher-shaped pear. Imagine that for a second. Gross or what.
Comment by Pierce — March 16, 2005 @ 2:26 pm
Actually, a pear shaped like me would still look mostly like a pear. But, you know, with legs.
Comment by Feaverish — March 16, 2005 @ 2:32 pm
dig. now he’s up here actin tuff like gettin shot makes a guitar weep bigger and badder then a guitar in the hands of an OD. and I keep tellin the man it doesn’t matter what you choked on, son.
Comment by jimi hendrix — March 24, 2005 @ 8:38 am
Terrific Blog you have. Peace Out.
TreeFrog
Comment by TreeFrog — February 21, 2006 @ 7:10 pm