Wherever I May Find Her
Ninety percent sure I saw Emily Mortimer at the coffee shop both of the last two mornings. Was working up the nerve to ask her to workshop that physique critique scene from Lovely and Amazing (with me perfectly cast as Dermot Mulroney) when she packed up her laptop (a Mac! it’s meant to be!) and walked out.
Obviously I’ll be patronizing that otherwise-mediocre coffee shop every morning from now on, biding my time until, inevitably, she encounters some problem with iPhoto that I’ll innocently happen to notice and conveniently be able to solve (but only by placing my hand on hers and guiding it sensually over the trackpad, as I show her how batch editing is done).
If you are gonna rawk the Mulroney, you need the eye patch like in Living In Oblivion.
Emily Mortimer was hilarious in 30 Rock this season – don’t break her. Hilarious show.
Comment by Renaudimer — June 8, 2007 @ 6:09 am
Jim, when it comes to batch editing, I’m nothing if not gentle. I’ll take good care of her.
PS eyepatch on its way from Amazon.
Comment by Feaverish — June 8, 2007 @ 6:56 am
Bad news, Feav. According to wikipedia (the indisputable font of all knowledge online), she’s married to the actor Alessandro Nivola, and they have a 3 year old son. Of course, you could try to be “the other man.”
Comment by Sloop — June 8, 2007 @ 7:39 am
Fuck it, then. I’m sick of being “the other man” to talented, gorgeous actresses. You hear me, ladies of Hollywood‽
Also, that Nivola guy is way too good looking. I like my competition shorter and less un-deformed.
Comment by Feaverish — June 8, 2007 @ 8:09 am