Feaverish

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye-deer [pronounced eye-di-er, as in “I have no i-d-er”, i.e. no idea]

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh [pronounced fsssssshhhhhh]

I am losing track of the date and/or day of the week, and increasingly reliant on calendars and the homeless to provide this information.

Today’s greatest heartbreak*: upon trying to staple two sheets of paper together, discovered stapler was, heartbreakingly, empty.

* to quote Curly Washburn: “Day ain’t over yet.”